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------------------------------------------------------------------------------------nDOWNLOAD ON ITUNES! itunes.apple.com/gb/album/ronaldo-chop-single/id798988758n------------------------------------------------------------------------------------nnCristiano Ronaldo has finally won the Ballon d'Or title and in this song Joe Weller takes CR7's infamous skill move, the 'Ronaldo Chop' and creates a slightly different meaning. This is the Cristiano Ronaldo song.nnTWITTER: twitter.com/joe_weller_nFACEBOOK: www.facebook.com/hellojoewellernINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/joe_weller_nT-SHIRTS: joeweller.spreadshirt.co.uknnSpecial thanks to @justsayluke and @the0baker for making this possible!nnLyrics:nI was walking down the streetnIt was all going wrongnLike bomb too strong for mennI felt the illestnThe weirdest and the realistnBut then I looked to the floornAnd then I just felt fearless; tearlessnnI came to a stopnTook a little looknRonaldo chopnnBit down, to the groundnfelt as though I passed out nNext ting I know nPow!nnSchool boundnEnter the gatesnBeen foundnNow I'm the baitnnWorthless,nEmbarrassing,nYou're just plain dumb nThis ain't the way that it's going down sonnnCHORUS:nCuz I'll hit you with the chopnRonaldo ChopnYou ain't gonna survive! You ain't gonna block!nTrust me! When I say you're a wannabe!nLol jokes, cuz I am toon nLater that day,nI was looking at the weathernWhen walking bynThe fittest girl evern nI went in for the killnAnd Offered up the DnSaid I've brought 10 rubbers with mennI was thinking it was all going well,nThen saw that I'd pissed myself... nHe's a loser, and ugly toonYo bitch, STFUnnCHORUSnnNow that, I'm basically magicnI feel like a monster,nNo not Jurassic nnWoah look!nIt's Draco Malfoyn"I got you a ride!"nNow let's go to town boy!nnPimpin' and dealing,nHe's at it all day nHis specialty?nSelf BJ's nnOuta nowherenA penguin appearednBeating up malfoynNot today dear!nnCHORUS x2